masturbatingklaine:

At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.

(via klainetheiceprinces)

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tashaturtletwentytwo:

stagdogwolfandrat:





AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.


Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.Harry fiercely defending werewolves.And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.






#can u imagine sirius sending all his letters as howlers#’HELLO HARRY WE MISS YOU A LOT YOU ANNOYING BRAT#THERE’S THIS WEIRD SISTERS CONCERT DURING WINTER BREAK AND WE’VE BOUGHT YOU A TICKET NO OBJECTIONS#LOTS OF LOVE FROM YOUR FAVOURITE GODFATHER#AND I GUESS FROM REMUS TOO’ (via amnesiacbutterfly)

tashaturtletwentytwo:

stagdogwolfandrat:

AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.

Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.
Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.
Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.
Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.
Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.
Harry fiercely defending werewolves.
And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.

(via cracktastic)

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1 day ago

princewarblersteenagedream:

the-cimmerians:

whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

borogroves:

crisschris:

Klaine - Box Scene

Proposing a new fandom challenge—we got their first kiss to 300k notes, now let’s give this gem the same treatment.  Yes?  Do your civic Klainer duty!

THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY MOTHERFUCKING FACE

FOR KLAINE. FOR GLORY. FOR THE EXPLODED BITS OF MY HEART SPATTERING THE ROOM.

Can we get this to 45,000 by filming in September?

(Source: musikillmoved, via princewarblersteenagedream)

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2 days ago

flyingzombies:

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

And when they leave say, “thanks for coming”

(via margaerytyrells)

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2 days ago
There's Modesty and there's Darren Modesty →

savvymavvy:

mshoneysucklepink:

alwaysfallingforanidea:

darrenklainefan:

'People always make me look better in drawings than I do in real life.'

'I have a pop voice I would never do musical'

He wrote ‘Street Musician’ on his Visa and was locked in a cell for three hours…

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2 days ago

overlypolitebisexual:

sims 4 advertising “gay sims” like we havent been making our sims gay since the game first came out lmfao

(via thegirlwiththedragonairtattoo)

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2 days ago
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